Player Experience - Spring 2000
“Yeah, baby!” – Bill Epstein.
“Too Much!” – Bill Grennon.
You can never have too much. Are we talking about volleyball?
"I can't PASS, SET, SERVE, SPIKE, DINK, BLOCK, DIG, COVER... - AA Wanna
Be." – Sandy Bilodeau.
Gee, with that as a reference I have no idea why she slipped to
"Experience as digger and setter" – Dianne Butler.
I like this one. No experience as a hitter? Does your
team ask you to leave the court after 2 hits?
"Able to leap tall Monopoly™ buildings in a single bound (usually)"
– Scott Ichniowski.
But, come playoff time it’s: “Do not pass go, do not collect $200”.
(heh heh, couldn’t resist)
"I was that guy who played with Val Kilmer against Tom Cruise in that
movie Top Gun. Yeah, that's the ticket!" -- David Russin.
But, you LOST!!! LOSER!!! (heh heh, it's fun to be the
“I kick one around every once in a while.” – Dan Leeds.
All that kicking probably explains why most of his hits wind up
in the soccer goal :-)
"Will someone please retire from A-league?! Thanks, BB-for-life."
– Oscar Mulford.
Wow. This shameless appeal actually worked. Next year
I'll write this... “Will 32 people please retire from AA and maybe
63 people retire from A? WooHoo – I could be The Man then!!!
(OK, maybe not)”
"Last played Fall 1999. I have not touched a volleyball since
then in an effort to forget bad habits." – Frank Webert.
Hmm... I’m not sure what bad habits he’s referring to. But,
if he’s not touching his ball, then I’m not touching his ball either.
"Runner-up in my last competition, which was fine 'cause I entered it
on a dare, and I didn't want to marry Rick Rockwell anyway..."
You know, I was wondering what that was during the swimsuit competition.
I thought my wife had switched the channel to “Free Willy”.
"Tried a volleyball once, now very happy with my husband." – Dee
OK, this one got me thinking bad things. But, it’s Bob’s
response that had me falling out of my chair laughing...
"So I've got that going for me." – Bob Weiss.
Heh heh... (Bill Murray from "Caddyshack", right?)
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