Player Experience - Spring 2004
Hey, we have some new categories this time. Let's start with
one of my very favorite...
Not the Family Section:
"My dream to become the Joe Potts of A league was dishearteningly shattered
in the last game of the last match of the playoffs by the evil Darth Gillick!!!"
-- Steve Butler
Interesting comparison. Steve does yell, roar, carry on, complain
about every call, bawl-out teammates, turn red, gyrate, agitate and put
on quite a show during his hour on the court each week. Who does
that sound like? I think we can safely call Steve Butler the "Joe
Potts of A league"... except without the winning thing! (Glad I could
help restore order to the galaxy last season!)
"Butler yelled at me. I yelled back. We dueled with pistols at dawn.
I shot him in the head. He shot me in the buttocks. I think it was a draw
(so to speak). Then, on a dark and stormy night, I was visited by the ghost
of Christmas future and he showed me a world where there was no Butler
and I was sad. So I pledged not to burn down his house nor steal his can
of Red Bull. The volleyball world rejoiced and it was good." -- Ron
I had to really think about this one. A world without Butler...
what would that be like? A world where women were once again valued
on the volleyball court and men could play freely without threat of being
called a shanking-*&^%%#. Hmm... enticing as this may sound,
I will join with Ronnie-T and say this would be sad. You see, I beleive
that for good to really shine through there must be a clear evil present.
Mr. Butler does serve a purpose after all :-)
"Want to play with Michael Smith." -- Dao Smith
I presume that is why you married him. Now what does this
have to do with volleyball?
"I left my knees at the Corner Kick." -- Paul Finver
My knees don't miss "The Kick", but my liver misses it badly!!!
"Well, there was this one time at Band Camp…uh, that wasn't volleyball.
Sorry." -- Micah Hoffman
OK! Since Micah went there... here's the unedited quote: Band
Camp. Ahh... what the heck, here's some more: Say
My Name, Used, Stiffler's
"Almost completed many 12 step programs. Still performs own stunts.
Floatation devices at sea have become pointless, as I have developed a
stone-like body density. Teammates should start wearing something
lucky." -- John Gartner
Another reason why the Webmaster is also a team captain. It
keeps me off Gartner's team :-)
These folks all seem to have tried to come up with something witty...
but couldn't step up to the plate at the key moment. Is this a Levitra
Sad, very sad. Let this be a lesson to you all for next season.
The Webmaster cannot make chicken salad out of chicken poop :-)
"My brain hurts too much to come up with something witty. Maybe
I should start using my hands to block instead of my face." -- Paul
"I just can't think of anything funny at the moment. I guess I
really should plan ahead for filling out the form." -- Dan Leeds
"Sorry, can't think of anything snappy this time." -- Llerena Isabel
"Experienced at baking for my team and stressing about whether my players
will show." -- Christina Wu
Ooooh!!! Draft me!!! I you're baking before games, I promise
I will show up early :-)
Esboçando me a sua equipe traduz à vitória! Segundo
lugar em BB dois anos em uma fileira. (courtesy of babelfish.altavista.com)"
Hmm... something about not being equipped to lead his team to victory!
Second place in BB two years in a row. Translated to Portuguese.
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