Player Experience - Fall 2004
Ever wonder what happens when you consume copious amounts of alcohol
while coming off 3 days worth of cold medication? Well... read on
'cuz that's what the Webmaster is working on as he responds to the Fall
2004 Experience gems...
Inappropriate Section, Beavis & Butthead Style:
- “Play women doubles in
sand and grass.” – Vivian Lopez
Heh heh… two women in the sand and grass… heh heh
- “Many other leagues, in
many other places.” – Jeff Kapolka
Heh heh…he has experience in many OTHER places… heh heh
- “I refuse to answer this
question on the grounds that I do not wish to incriminate myself. But
in my own defense I just have to say: That
thing with the purple panties... That wasn’t me. I swear it!” – Ron
Whoa… that image was a buzzkill…
- “Teammates - you may
experience dissatisfaction with life, along with a deep sense of
melancholy. I assume you’ve all had the
chickenpox. Do not be concerned if you
arouse a few ticks from a Geiger counter.” – John Gartner
Eww… hey Beavis, bring back those two women in the sand
and grass… heh heh
- “ex pe ri ence n. The
apprehension of an object, thought, or emotion through the senses or
mind. I have apprehended a volleyball,
thought about it, and loved it.” – Evan Glickstein
Heh heh… he said he loved his own ball… heh heh
Brutally Honest Section:
been playing so long, my first volleyball was a rock.” – Bill
Yep... but when we get to Mr.
Epstein's age, that's about the only thing that's like a rock...
matter where you put me...I'm
still gonna talk too much.” – Jim Conway
How many guys are picturing their
mother-in-law right about now?
to hit the ball - sometimes in
the desired direction.” – Dan Hucker
Well if you can get it right 1/3
of the time you can be a great baseball hitter...
Flexible, and highly
caffeinated!” – Micah Hoffman
That explains the twitching...
attribute – punctuality” – Tina
Don't sell punctuality short...
especially in this league!
saving $5 by registering early! Mr.
Lincoln could be going home with a certain league commissioner if my
team gets some special treatment this year. Wink,
wink. Nudge, Nudge. Everybody knows I
can't get there on skill and talent alone…” – Paul Dethlefsen
If I were Theresa, it would take
alot more than a good word from Mr. Lincoln...
Glory Days attendance for 6
seasons. Consumed many hot wings and much
Dominion Ale.” – Aaron Arnow
Breakfast of Champions!!!
the sequel, "Revenge of the Sith", this time the evil Darth Gillick
resorted to abducting 3 of my warriors so that I would have to enter
the battle undermanned. We felt confident that we could still
prevail, until we underestimated the power of his new apprentice, the
sneakily evil Darth Woolley. To fulfill the prophecy of bringing
balance to the force, my goal next session is to steer the young
impressionable Woolley away from the dark side.
In other developments, a new form
of evil has arisen embodied in the bounty hunter Ronnie T. Fett.
Although he is currently weak in power and has yet to prove a threat to
all that is good, his growing power will be closely monitored.”
– Steve Butler
are extremely precient comments by Mr. Butler. He wrote this
before he knew he would be able to draft Matt Woolley from the
Webmaster's team the previous season to own this season. And
about the incident with Ronnie T. later in the playoffs... it was all
foreshadowed I guess. Unfortunately for Mr. Butler, the Webmaster
completed his trilogy of t-shirts. Like Darth Vader said to
Luke,"Who's your daddy!" :-)
down in B-league, I found…
The first bump I got was when I
hit the ground;
You end up like a ball that's
been spiked too much;
Till you spend half the match
just catching up.
Made it up to the BB jam;
I get fat sets right by my hand;
Sent me up to play the net;
and when I pancake they just say
Born in the BSD, I was re-born in
the BSD…” – Fred Robinson
Damn... was going to come up with
something witty, but instead I now have this burning desire to break
out my Springteen CDs. C-YA!
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